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Do you ever just stop and ask “like what the fuck is my life whoa how’d all this shit get here like that’s a big giant steel tube with windows and people on a giant rock floating in a huge lightless void lit only by massive violent Hiroshima - balls that people used to worship”

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Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

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(Source: coobiie)

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

Asked by Anonymous


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face

Nike socks and cargo shorts I am disgusted

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